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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
one of the most bizarre and hilarious videos ive ever found
this guy, on a livestream, goes on the old microsoft worlds servers where a group of users distubingly seem to have been waiting since the 90s for newcomers to show around the place
I am legitimately freaked out by this. I fully believe that some pure evil force created this and whoever plays it is cursed with inevitable damnation.
This is like LSD became an MMO and, by some miracle of satan, it managed to become creepier. Like, a LOT creepier.
This is the far edge of the internet, where reason and sanity break down and the world as we know it ceases to exist.
I found this again, why didn’t I reblog it the first time
because christ
Since this came around, I feel like I should talk a bit
I promised I wouldn’t but whatever
Me and some pals played this and encountered firsthand the subject of a vast underground reservoir of paranormal lore and /x/ creepypasta.
We discovered multiple things:
1) There are legitimately people who still play this game. They still log on, chat to eachother, and converse in lingo you only thought existed in hilariously bad dating adbots.
2) There is more than likely a cult ingrained within the community. They wear similiar avatars, stalk players and send disturbing and vague messages. They appear to have control over other players and aren’t bound by the maps of the game. None of the other regulars acknowledge their existence.
3) We danced around one of which with our ridiculous avatars and he teleported us to a hell map for a satanic ritual, forcing our accounts to recite things.
4) Then he teleported us to a gay bar.
It was incredible. If you can convince some friends to experience this with you, you will hold it with you for the rest of your life.
so who wants to play this with me
Wow.
I don’t get why everyone is getting so worked up this what has happened to me every time I’ve tried loading up secondlife
I like how there’s The Mars Volta playing in the background of the Cube place.
I like how I noticed that. It’s on that one Miranda That Ghost Just Isn’t Holy Anymore track
idk man
thats all i noticed
EDIT: oh and then I heard the Frances the Mute telephone ring
gosh who is this guy I really like TMV okay
this entire video is great, but I completely lost my shit at 4:15 because IS THAT FUCKING TAMA AND FRIENDS
Who says cats and dogs can’t get along~
But to clarify, it’s not Microsoft Worlds, it’s Worlds.com’s Virtual worlds. They actually have the patent for using 3D avatars in a virtual environment, and there was a lot of hoopla when they tried/are trying to sue NCSoft to give that vaguely-worded patent some teeth. A little after that it became 4chan’s flavor of the month, with /v/ and /x/ leading expeditions into its jagged halls, perhaps seeking signs of sanity in the abyss that lay before them.
Local news: Do you have arachnophobia???
>PICTURE OF A GIANT SPIDER
Well fucking hell channel 8 I hope no one did you sadistic fucks.
His SWAT4 and FFIX videos are pretty much the only tolerable stuff. Anything involving skits needs to die a painful death.
WHY does everyone feel the need to use skits? What, you couldn’t build an intelligent argument, so you figured if you were awkward enough we’d agree with you just to shut you up? That may have worked for your first million viewers, but not I! I WILL NOT BE SWAYED.
In all seriousness, skits are horrible and serve no purpose, real or imagined.
Basically if you didn’t like the FF8 review you should just find something better to do
Three videos is all I can handle. It’s like the cinnamon test, you see how long you can tolerate him, when really the only people winning are the ones laughing at you for doing so in the first place.
Wow
Spoony’s videos are objectively terrible. At least his 2007 vids. Anyone know if he suddenly stops being terrible sometime soon, or should I move on?
dirkbolero answered your question: I need to get in the habit of writing for fiction…
Joan of Ark is flung into the future where she meets an aspiring author named Samuel Clemens. TELL US OF THEIR PASSION.I basically just wrote until I found a stopping point so I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I JUST PUT DOWN
it’s not very romantic
i’m sorry for that
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A flash of white. The smell of rust and ash and dirt had suddenly disappeared, and in its place, old fabric and wood. Darkness settled as suddenly as the flash had arrived.
The closet door swung open, and a woman staggered in. Clad in armor and confusion, she searched the environs rapidly to find something, anything, even remotely familiar. The only thing she found was a frightened man with black hair and an intimidating moustache who was attempting to get back to his feet after taking a sudden spill from his writing chair.
She stuttered, initially, before she grabbed hold of her sword and aimed it at the man. “Je demande pour savoir d’où vous m’ont envoyé!! Quel est votre nom?! Pourquoi avez-vous fait cela?!”
This was the first time Samuel Clemens had ever heard French spoken in its native form. This was not, however, the first time he had a sword aimed at his face while someone screamed at him. His work on the Mississippi granted him at least some rudimentary knowledge of Creole, however, so, along with her body language, he knew well enough the woman’s confusion.
“Madam, if you’ll grant me the honor of sheathin’ your blade and leavin’ my skin plenty intact, I’m sure I can help you back to whatever battleground you’ve found yourself stumblin’ from.” His palms raised to her, a gesture of peace.
She viewed him with a sideways glance, the sword carefully lowering. He was certainly not an imposing man. His body was soft, not fit for war, yet he spoke a vaguely familiar tongue. An Englishman, clearly from the countryside, far from the spoils of the city. The sword found its way to the belt loop, withdrawn, though her hand hovered over the hilt in wait for the first foul move.
“That is certainly an improvement. The pen is mightier than the sword only when the sword does not have the present advantage, it seems.” It was his attempt at levity, yet the woman did not seem to budge, or even understand. His brief laugh was washed out by her uncertain yet defiant stare.
She was beautiful, he’d realized, and hardly the type to be around these parts — yet, certainly, she seemed the type to come barging in through a closetspace in chainmail. Being a gentleman, however, he felt it only right to obey the basic offerings of hospitality.
“Now, before we begin unraveling this most confusin’ of affairs, might I offer you a seat and a drink?”
It would be, he felt, a long evening, and his contributions to his brother’s paper may be delayed, but in lieu of a woman in need, perhaps Orion would forgive.
Everyone needs to read this. EVERYONE. Like, I would totally read a full story about this, with them eventually enlisting an aspiring Nikolai Tesla to their cause. It just has so much potential.
i hate tf2 and, by association, fun.
tumblr user softowl on Team Fortress 2
How it Ends - DeVotchKa
I just can’t stop listening to this, you guys
It just gives me so many feelings
The piece that got me into Chopin. Nocturne in C sharp minor, op. posth.
“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?
Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.
This is too badass not to reblog.
hes got 99 problems but a bear aint one
Actually, considering he stopped just shy of an even hundred bears…..I’d say the last one bear probably was the problem.
That’s because the 100th bear was the boss. Boss fights will forever be a bear fighter’s doom.
it was the 100th bear that killed him.
his eyes are real hopeless
whats fucked up is this is around the corner from my house…
also this bar sucks
Actually crying
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
No, d-don’t worry, Kel, I’ll be your friend… ;A;
Are they completely forgetting he was in Mystery Men? Because he was in Mystery Men.
(Source: mostannoyingsoundintheworld)