Dirk Bolero

jack x mary poppins is my otp

(Source: serendipity-disney, via beesmygod)

Update hit me

Leaving Tumblr indefinitely, possibly going to Dreamwidth or some similar service. This website is terrible and I can’t take it anymore.

shavostars:

aaeds:

cheezhayama:

WHAT THE DEUCE!!!?

AMAZING.

I don’t think anyone realizes how happy this makes me 8 m 8

(via the-mad-doctor-gradamit)

beesmygod:

megasonger:

nintendofunclub:

babylonian:

i’m vomiting

how does one video contain this much awful.

the ending is the perfect punchline to any terrible thing

i didnt see the ending coming and i started choking on my drink

THE ARISTOCRATS!

(Source: sonowthen)

morbart:

Did someone ask for a canon Petunia color scheeeeme?

(no, but you’re getting it anyway)

THIS IS THE GREATEST CHARACTER MORBI HAS EVER DRAWN AND I AM SHARING IT WITH THE WORLD.

rennerei:

Chrono Trigger Medley Orchestra Version

SO GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL 

(Source: youtube.com)

minestuck:

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

bottom right is taken directly from Kazaam.

(Source: sefren, via beesmygod)

beesmygod:

i cant believe the best movie i saw last year was about a tire that blows people up with telekinesis

“Wait! Come back! He reincarnated as a tricycle!”

bobafettuccine:

Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ and Nyan Cat played on piano simultaneously

In which two negatives result in a positive.

Is there nothing that can’t be improved by playing it on the piano

The answer is no

Everything is better on the piano

(via cakesharks)

beesmygod:

i have some little mami stickers that are like an inch and a half big i should use them to seal envelopes

so when you open them

I Repeat: Wind Waker’s sailing segments were Desert Bus for the GameCube.

 Instead of a bus, you had a boat. Instead of veering off to the right, you have seahats and copy-pasted watch towers. Instead of rocks and stop signs you have glowing patches of ocean. The 8-hour drive from Tucson to Las Vegas is broken up by people telling you why you’re making the trip, and by the ability to pause, but it’s still eight hours of staring at unusually-opaque water and being unable to look away for fear of monster attacks.

 Game features thought up as a joke for a cancelled game by illusionists and comedians made it into multiple entries of one of Nintendo’s leading franchises. More accurately, some of the greatest minds in gaming development had the same ideas as the men behind the Asparagus Valley Cultural Society, only Nintendo’s brightest were completely serious about it.

i want you back by noisettes

(Source: thatswhymyhairisobig, via criminallyincompetent)

the-thought-emporium-imperial:

So I can still enjoy Offspring songs. That’s good to know.

I am so proud of this. I’d go so far as to say I’ve peaked.

marceline-your-vampire-queen:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

the-vashta-nerada:

here’s a song i wrote about being in love with your best friend (no homo)

i didn’t know how badly i needed this in my life until i heard it

TASHAAAAAAAAA

There was a download link on the person’s tumblr but it’s gone now and that needs to change

Because this song’s pretty nifty

(via criminallyincompetent)